Quick Jog Through June

Where has this month gone? Last time I was blogging we were getting ready to head out to Red River Gorge and now we are on the precipice of July! So what have we been up to? LOTS! Cue video montage….

Aren’t we cute? So, I bet you’re wondering how all that dehydrated food turned out. The answer is awesome! This trip was our first opportunity to gear test, well everything. Our packs, new hiking boots, tent, air pad, sleeping bags, cooking stove, water filtration and yes, dehydrated food. The Beard will be updating you all with a run down of gear performance, mileage and discovery since he is the expert and I will update you on what I know best. Food!

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Welcome to our campsite! While The Beard set up our humble abode I set about making dinner. We opted for beef & bean burritos because they were the heaviest meal in our pack, so best to get out of the way first! While it might not look like much, typically burritos never do! Slapped a few spoon fulls onto some tortillas and we were in business. This was one of the easiest dehydrated meals I made and also incredibly delicious!

The next morning we knew that rain was on the way so The Beard packed up camp while I made breakfast. We have a system folks. We had a sweet potato porridge that was warm, filling and delicious! The Beard was a huge fan!

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We finished and hit the trail just as the rain started pouring down. We continued in the deluge for several hours but happened to catch a break on the top of the ridge.

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A few hours later it was time for lunch! Spaghetti! We found a spot to lay our gear in the sun and cook our fancy Italian feast! Since we were dealing with pasta, it did take longer to rehydrate than some of our previous meals. I don’t know if it was the combination of fatigue and hunger, but that was the best spaghetti I’ve had in a long time!

Red River Gorge was Gorgeous! So many different eco systems along the Rough Trail! We survived our journey and will be heading out in a few weeks to Shawnee National Forest! Stay tuned!

 

Trail Food Prep 101

When The Beard first announced he was going to hike the Appalachian Trail one of my first thoughts were, “How are we going to feed him?” Fast forward six months later and we are headed out to Red River Gorge to gear and taste test.

After lots of internet research on trail food prep it was finally time for me to embark on making our meals. The plan is to make several different things this summer to see what is easy to produce, what is cost effective and what flavors we like best. From there we will begin creating our stock for the AT 2017! So buckle up because I have lots of pictures and an overwhelming amount of info!

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For this three day hike I needed to make 9 meals. I started with creating a spreadsheet because I can’t function in a world without them! I created my meal plan on the first tab. From there each sequential tab was labeled Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner. Under each tab I listed the meal followed by ingredients and measurements. I created columns next to each item so knew if it was something I had on hand or needed to purchase. I want to preface that I know this can be done cheaper when purchasing basics in bulk and we will be doing that for the AT. However, for this hike we are simply testing everything out. So let’s start with breakfast!

Breakfast
The majority of these meals were easy to prep as most of it does not require cooking or dehydrating. The cinnamon oatmeal only required assembly.
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The sweet potato porridge only required me to make sweet potato bark. I added my sweet potatoes to my instant pot and they were mashable within ten minutes! From there I added applesauce, maple syrup and cinnamon and spread it on a dehydrator tray.  I dehydrated at 125 for about 8 hours. Also – the sweet potato bark is delicious and you can eat it on it’s own!

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The blueberry quinoa only required me to dehydrate blueberries since the quinoa flakes are instant. Frozen blueberries seem to be the easiest to dehydrate, but let me warn you they take awhile. As in forever give or take a few hours. I believe mine took around 18 hours at around 135 but I know I also blocked out some specifics in this dehydrating marathon!

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Now onto lunch. I have made this quinoa recipe before and thought it would make a great trail meal lunch. Filling but not too heavy. I liked it so much I even blogged about it at the time. You can check it out here: Ode to Quinoa

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If you’ve never made quinoa before it is super easy! I start sauteing a shallot in some oil and then adding water and white cooking wine. Bring to a boil and cook your quinoa for 15 minutes at a simmer. Done! I then add a little bit of lemon juice and seasoning and spread out on trays at 125 for 4-6 hours.

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From there I just added some chopped pistachios and dried cherries into the bag and sealed them up!

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Everyone loves a good burrito. If not, get out of here right now because I’m entering burrito mode! I was a little nervous about how well the ground beef would dehydrate but thankfully my fears were for nothing. I chopped up an onion and threw it in the skillet with ground beef. Strained it then added my spices, refried beans and enchilada sauce. I let this simmer on low for roughly 20 minutes to thicken and develop all the flavors. That’s it folks! This was one of my easiest meals from start to finish. I dehydrated at 145 for 8 hours and woke up to perfectly dried burrito filling.

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I added the corn shells into the packs since we are using them this weekend. However, for long term storage I don’t recommend keeping the shells in the bags.

Now, onto this curried root bark stew! Warning: This was the most labor intensive meal I made for this whole trip. You know how you look at a recipe and think, well that’s not bad, I can do that? Now take that recipe and throw it into a whirlwind marathon of cooking, dehydrating and packing and suddenly you are asking yourself, “What on earth was I thinking?” The ingredients were simple, but it required a lot of chopping of root veggies, which we all know are just a delight! They filled up my largest soup pot and had to simmer for quite awhile to reach the right consistency. I also took 4 cups of the veggies and added them to the broth to make a root bark. This was then added to the bags and when we rehydrate it will help add thickness and flavor! For more on that bark check out it’s honorable mention here: How We Holiday

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I also added dehydrated chicken from the Chicken Chow Mein recipe below. Waste not my friends!

Dinner
Now onto dinner! A romantic Italian meal on the trail. While I don’t think we will be having any Lady and the Tramp moments, pasta is easy, cost effective and filling. I made an entire box of spaghetti and added a jar of sauce with a few spices. I then let it sit in the fridge over night so the noodles could soak up most of the sauce. Threw that in the dehydrator for about 10 hours at 135.  This made 4 bags with 2-3 servings each.

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I also added sauce to a tray to make tomato leather. From there I added the leather to a blender and ground it up into a powder. I will then add that into the spaghetti mixture to add more sauce when we rehydrate.


The chicken chow mein was also ranked as one of my top easy dishes. I purchased the smallest rice noodles I could find. These don’t need cooked so you can add them to your bag right away. I added a bag of frozen stir fry veggie mix to the trays at 135 for roughly 6 hours.

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I made a brine for the thin cut chicken breasts and let them soak for a couple days in the fridge. I did this to impart some flavor without adding specific seasonings to the chicken since I wanted to use it in multiple dishes. From there I placed the breasts in my instant pot with some chicken broth and 15 minutes later there were ready to shred.

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Simply add in your seasonings, and these are ready to pack!

Mushroom Stroganoff – Now this dish gave me some issues and it’s my own fault. The recipe was very simple and I decided to add some sausage to it. Turns out, sausage was really hard for me to dehydrate because of the fat content. I cooked it, strained it, paper toweled it dry and then put it on the tray. Eight hours later I notice a pile of grease in the middle. So repeat the whole straining process again and dehydrate some more. While I know it’s dehydrated I’m still a little concerned about it. Since we are eating it this weekend I’m not worried, but not sure I would trust it for long term storage. Also – I’m sure there is someone out there who is an expert on dehydrating sausage and I will figure it out!

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Also side note: Any recipe that require milk powder, I used this coconut milk powder instead. Coconut Milk Powder

Here is the recipes for the barks I made on this trip. Some went into meals and some are just for snacks.

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Now it’s time to talk about vacuum sealing. While I have vacuum sealed things years ago, I had mainly just used to to purchase bulk meat and package for freezing. I had never attempted to use dehydrated food. As it turns on, the majority of dehydrated ingredients will poke teeny tiny holes in the bags because of the vacuum pressure causing you to lose your seal within minutes if not immediately. I discovered this while trying to vacuum seal spaghetti at 10:30pm. I was so pleased with my meal I just wanted to package it so I felt completely satiated and instead ended up frustrated and close to tears.

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After searching the web at 6am because I had to find a solution I discovered a recommendation to place dehydrated foods in a separate bag before placing in a vacuum seal bag. That’s right my friends. You have to double bag your food! Do not seal the first bag shut. Keep the seal open and the vacuum pressure will close it upon sealing.

Here is the finished product of my labors! Nine different types of meals, which will feed us 16 times give or take and technically has 34 servings according to my calculations. However, 34 servings for average people are not the same as for The Beard!

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Once again, Petey barely contributed to the process.

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Like most things in life, this is a process of trial and error. Sometime things were easy and I was would jump for joy. While other times I wanted to scream and pull my hair out! However, as I learn so will you. I have six months of meals to prep for the AT and by George I will be a trail chef at the end of this!

How We Holiday

This past week has been a dehydrating gauntlet. We are only days away from our Red River Gorge Hike and the excitement is setting in. I have been experimenting with various recipes, dehydrating and vacuum sealing techniques and while I want to share it all with you, I’m not quite done! So bear with me so I can write a blog complete with all the info! However, as a teaser I thought I’d share one of our quick experiments.

One of our trail meals will be a chicken and root veggie stew. I took some of the veggies and pureed them with the stew broth to make a root veggie bark. Since I had leftovers we decided to test it out and re-hydrate! The stew bark has curry powder, cumin and cinnamon and once re-hydrated it tastes like a curried veggie mash! The Beard was especially fond of scooping it up with bacon.

 

As usual, our days revolve around food, so here are a few shots from this weekend. Poached eggs with red bell peppers, shallots, garlic and swiss chard.

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Grass fed Grilled Porter House straight from The Beard’s family farm.

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I celebrated Memorial Day Weekend by crying on the deck…aka chopping onions. I put these in a crock pot with olive oil and balsamic vinegar to make the perfect caramelized onions!

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Petey was feeling celebratory as well and suggested this selfie.

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The Beard & I hanging out with friends.

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And finally, video evidence of our fun, productive, relaxing weekend! Stay tuned for trail food updates!

Kelty Girl

Have you heard the song, “This Magic Moment” by The Drifters? I was pretty obsessed with them when I was twelve. Yes, I know that’s weird but seeing as how I turned out, it all makes sense. The reason I asked is because it was playing in my head as I pulled up to the house and saw a giant box from REI on my front porch.

A few weeks ago I went for my second pack fitting for an Osprey bag. According to their sizing I am supposed to me a small / possibly medium. However, I quickly learned that in the world of packs I have an unusually long torso for a woman. Every woman’s pack I tried on ended up with the waist straps no where near my hips. At all. So we decided to try on a unisex, Redwing 50 by Kelty.

The Beard, along with the sales clerk strapped this on me and proceeded to tug and pull various straps and tethers making me feel like a ship they were rigging to set sail! After a few minor adjustments it fit perfectly and I didn’t look like I was wearing a toddler’s pack! In true Beauty & The Beard fashion, we didn’t purchase the gear that day, instead opting to wait for the anniversary sale. Hence, the special delivery on my doorstep.

I opted to Take the Black, a little game of thrones reference for you fans out there. The other color options were red and teal, which just seem like a giant bulls eye on your back in the wilderness. Originally $140, I purchased it for $112.

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I also ordered this air pad. The compact design will work well for backpacking, as the least amount of weight I have to carry the better! Originally $99, I purchased for $75.

The Beard asked what I wanted to do for my birthday and I opted for a backpacking trip at The Red River Gorge. I have never been, and it’s been years since he has, so we are excited to check it out!

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Our garden is slowly coming along, hoping to have a good crop to put back for the AT next summer. Also purchased the king of watering cans. This baby holds 2.6 gallons! So I get my workout on a daily basis.

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And as usually, this is Petey’s contribution to the entire process.

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We started our trail meal prep this week and I can’t wait to share it with you guys. I’m talking spreadsheets, grocery lists, price guides and a new vacuum sealer! The Beard also got a new pack from Osprey I’m sure he will be updating you about soon. Stay tuned!

Laundry Room Gardening

Seeds? Check. Soil? Check. A dark room? Laundry Room it is!

Last year The Beard gifted me with raised garden beds and all the seeds for our anniversary. He’s awesome, I know. We started the process of planting our seeds and then my kidney’s decided to try and break some sort of record and produced five kidney stones. Needless to say our garden took a backseat and never came to fruition. However, this year is the year. Let’s do this.

Step one: Obtain some kick ass seeds.
The Beard purchased these beauties and our only struggle was deciding what we actually wanted to plant. So many options!

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Step Two: Soil. You need it.
We ended up purchasing two trays with 140 soil pods. Go big or go home people. We have trail food to prep!

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Step 3: Label your plants
As you can see from this highly technical chart, we have documented our seedlings. If you’re really into surprises skip this step and just see what happens.

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Step 4: Heat Mat
While this step is optional, it has really helped the seeds sprout quickly and also made a really cool greenhouse on top of my dryer. Blog Note: I have a picture of the heating mat but it keeps getting turned side wise when I upload it. After messing with it for a good five minutes longer than I should have, I gave up. It’s a heating mat. You know what they look like.

Step 5: When your laundry room becomes a grow house
Imagine that moment when you come home from work, glance at your laundry garden and discover your plans are attempting to escape from their perfectly constructed greenhouse. Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

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Plastic Spoons to the rescue! I know you thought I was going to say, “Try and take over the world” but I’m busy with my laundry garden right now.

Step 6: Rig that sucker
They aren’t quite ready to be transferred and I would still like them on the heating mats for the smaller seedlings to continue to sprout so this was my interim solution. Notice heating mats under the trays. I did have a picture after all!

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Just a few more weeks and these plants will be ready to harden off and plant! Guess The Beard and I better get our garden beds prepared. Then it will be so long laundry garden, see you next year. Oh yah, Happy Earth Day!

H2O Melon

My current obsession is dehydrating. Everything. I can’t stop my brain from looking at various produce or recipes and thinking how I can convert that into a fantastic trail meal. With The Beard planning to hike the AT in 2017 I am a woman on a mission to provide him with nutritious and delicious meals. I will become the Top Trail Chef!

We have several hikes planned for this year in which we can try out my various concoctions and then we can narrow down a menu of our favorites.

Recently in the midst of packing for my trip to Eastern Europe I decided, like any normal person, that I should dehydrate a watermelon. I kid you not, as I was packing my suit case my trusty Excalibur machine was whirring in the background with juicy slices of watermelon. I told you, I have a problem.

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Now, the concept of dehydrating is to remove moisture. When you take something that is 92% water and decide to remove said water it will take awhile. As in possibly days depending on the thickness of your slices. Or forever, give or take.

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At this point they were getting closer but still a bit mushy and I needed to leave the house so again, like any normal person, I loaded the dehydrator in the car with my suitcase and took it with me over to The Beard Cave.

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Finally the majority of them were finished and I had my melon jerky! For those of you wondering, it tastes just like watermelon. Surprise!

Sir Applesauce

Some of you may know by now that The Beard is planning to hike the Appalachian Trail next year. That’s right. Six months in the woods and very few showers. Despite the inevitable wilderness funk, he is going to have to eat.

I spent the weekend doing research on all sorts of ways to dehydrate meals, turn soups into powders and basically create a Jetson like food system where he just adds water.

One of the ingenious things I stumbled across was applesauce fruit leather. Why have I never thought of this? I have made fruit leather before. This typically involves fruit of choice, washing, chopping and pureeing. However, unless you’re getting your fruit in bulk, this can be a fairly expensive process.

Part of the challenge of the AT (Appalachian Trail) prep is to create healthy meals and snacks loaded with nutrients, easy to pack, easy to prepare and not spend a fortune. We’re on a budget people!

A few summers ago The Beard surprised me with a dehydrator for my birthday. Not just any dehydrator mind you, the holy grail of dehydrators; The Exalibur. This baby has nine trays, non stick mats for liquids and frankly it worked for King Arthur so you can’t go wrong. This is where Karma comes into play. The Beard gifts me with this wonderful device and two years later it will be his key to eating well on the AT.

So back to applesauce. I bought a large jar for less than three dollars at the local grocery store. I do plan on hitting up Sams Club in the future to get a jumbo vat, but for experiment sake this worked fine. Using half the jar I was able to fill three trays. Yes, I could have spread the sauce all the way to the edge, but I was lazy and it ended up in general square shape anyways.

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Set the temp to 125 degrees for 10 hours. Now if you’ve never dehydrated before, 10 hours may seem like a lifetime to start scarfing down this delicious snack. However, I like to get the dehydrator going in the evening. It will work overnight, and it keeps me from wanting to peak at it constantly to see how it’s doing! As an added bonus the gentle whir of the dehydrator works as a sound machine lulling you into peaceful fruit leather dreams.

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The finished product looks like this. Semi-transparent, flexible and not sticky. If it’s mushy in spots it needs to dehydrate longer. If it’s crunchy and crumbly you’ve gone too far. I would suggest throwing it in a blender at that point and add the powder to smoothies. (waste not)

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Take the final product and cut into strips to make your own fruit roll ups or simply cut into pieces and store in an air tight container.

Over all I’m incredibly pleased with this process. Quick, easy, inexpensive and best of all, it’s freaking delicious! Give it a try, as Excalibur officially Knights Thee, Sir Applesauce.