Dancing in the Windy City

Last week we hit the open roads, or more accurately the semi-clear I-65N, up to Chicago for the Taste of Kizomba weekend. While I’ve been to Chicago on many occasions I’ve never had the pleasure of checking out their social dance scene. I drove up with my friend Jen for a girl’s weekend of food, dancing and a little exploring and we managed to accomplish all three. In case you’re wondering, The Beard was working, and yes I did bring him back presents!

We stayed in this charming Airbnb that was about 10 minutes, depending on traffic, away from our dance studio. Everything about this place was cozy. I’m talking sink into all the furniture, binge on chips and chocolate, never want to leave cozy. However, we had things to do and healthier foods to eat so off we went.

As you may know by now, I’m a foodie. The best part about traveling is experiencing the local cuisine and our first night there we headed to Cuba 312. Let me just say, these were hands down the best yucca fries I have ever tasted! Looking at them now is making my stomach rumble. Also, I haven’t eaten breakfast yet but I don’t think that has anything to do with it.

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When it comes to dresses I’m a fan. I wear one almost every day to work and love wearing them for salsa dancing. However, when it comes to dancing Kizomba, I’ve found that pants are far easier and less revealing. So this weekend I decided to rock some new jumpsuits for the dance socials and they were cute and comfy! I mean, when  you look dressed up and yet feel like you’re in pajamas, it’s a win-win folks!

Saturday morning we headed to Lincoln Park and explored a little bit before heading to the dance workshops. It was so hot, we were a sweaty mess by the time we were finished, but totally worth it.

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This jump was actually higher than I had calculated so there was some genuine fear here.
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This is a blue herring.
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A little Lily Pond oasis.

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Dance workshop selfies! Me, Jen & Jessie!

We stopped at this cool place called Bow Truss Coffee Roasters to get The Beard his coffee gifts. I try and bring him back coffee beans from where ever I travel without him.

I also made my own Beard Stick Figure so he could be in some of our photos!


We had dinner at a place called Knife & Tine and if I’m ever back in Chicago I will be hitting them up again. To start, the restaurant was absolutely gorgeous. I wanted to be that instagrammer wondering around taking pictures of everything, everyone and their food! However, I contained myself to just my table. Behold, pork belly with onions, candied apples and a cornbread cupcake. I cleaned my plate!

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Sunday we stopped for the required Chicago pizza. Below is a garlic artichoke pizza that was divine. We also became the nicest people ever as we turned our car into a pizza delivery vehicle and brought The Beard and others their very own Chicago Pizzas on our way home.

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All in all it was a fun weekend. In case you were wondering, yes I did make a video for you! I used some Kizomba music so you can get a taste for yourself!

 

Nature, Naps and What We Ate

This past weekend we basically ate a lot of food and napped, which is exactly my kind of weekend. We had dinner plans for Friday evening, but found ourselves hungry mid-afternoon and decided to pre-game dinner with a little BBQ! Now, I’m a bit of a BBQ snob, in that my standards are pretty high! This brisket was on point and as I type this I’m craving another platter of meat!

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As they say, the best way to stay cool in this heat is with a cone of meat!

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On the way to our second dinner, and yes we are practically hobbits minus the height, The Beard was reading instructions from his friend saying the restaurant was super colorful and we couldn’t miss it. I made the offhanded comment that the building was probably lime green and orange. Feel free to soak in that feeling of awe and amazement right now. It’s ok. I’m amaze myself.

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I don’t have any shots of our food, as I wasn’t really impressed. I’ve heard several people say good things about this place, so maybe they were just having an off night with the crowd during our visit. So while waiting for our check, tom foolery ensued. If you’re thinking, “Is that Star Lord shooting a tortilla chip into tiny pieces?” then you are correct.

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Saturday we got up and headed out for a couple’s massage The Beard had nicely arranged. Sorry, no pictures of that!

From there we headed to the Market District to pick up ingredients for a new recipe we were dying to try out. This recipe was for orange ginger- beef stir fry with a homemade marinade from ZenBelly Cookbook. Now this is not an advertisement, just what we were making for dinner. However, it’s a great book so if you’re looking to add to your collection check it out. Zenbelly Cookbook

We spotted a food truck in the parking lot and since this was more of an organic type market we decided to check it out. Neither of us do well with fried food although it sure is yummy. I ordered a chicken and pickled veggie lettuce wrap and The Beard opted for a spicy carne asade wrap.

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Here The Beard is modeling my latest hiking t-shirt design and his food. If you want to check out any of our hiking shirts you can find them here. Trail Magic

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Unfortunately I didn’t take any pictures while we were preparing dinner, I don’t know what I was thinking! However, I did manage to take a snapshot before stuffing my face with this deliciousness.

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Sunday was a “Make something out of the ingredients in the fridge” day. That turned into lettuce wraps with mayo, turkey, bacon, mushrooms and onions. That was so good I ended up picking up more ingredients to actually make them on purpose!

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We also installed my new pot rack, courtesy of The Beard’s parents for my birthday. Of course this now means I need to thoroughly clean out my cabinets, which then means I need to clean out my storage cabinet in the garage so I can then relocate things from my inside cabinets. It’s amazing the domino effect that ensues by simply hanging a pot on the wall! But for now it is what it is, because just thinking about it makes me want to take a nap!

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I’ve also been knitting a lot lately. Apparently I have a schedule and mid-summer I start knitting feverishly with Christmas gifts in mind, at least according to The Beard. I don’t have shots of all the recent items, but let’s just say I’m really into hats right now. I also created this draw string cowl for hiking and I’m pretty impressed with it! You can wear it as a cowl to keep your neck warm or you can pull the draw strings at one end and wear it as a slouchy beanie. I made this with wool-ease yarn so it is machine washable making it perfect for the trail. Once again I have the perfect model!

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The weather was nice although pretty humid. However, I’ll take that any day for sunsets like this! Yes, The Beard was driving while I was snapping away!

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To end on a random note, when I was a little girl my sister and I would take our mickey mouse fishing poles, bobbers included, and fish in the puddles in our driveway. We hadn’t yet made the connection that fish didn’t just magically appear in any body of water. My mother was happy we were playing and not fighting, as sisters tend to do, so she never dashed our hopes of catching a big one! Last week I came home and despite the lack of puddles I found a crawfish in my driveway!  We have had a lot of rain recently so I’m wondering if he was washed downhill to surprise me. Either way, my patience paid off and I finally caught something in my driveway!

Quick Jog Through June

Where has this month gone? Last time I was blogging we were getting ready to head out to Red River Gorge and now we are on the precipice of July! So what have we been up to? LOTS! Cue video montage….

Aren’t we cute? So, I bet you’re wondering how all that dehydrated food turned out. The answer is awesome! This trip was our first opportunity to gear test, well everything. Our packs, new hiking boots, tent, air pad, sleeping bags, cooking stove, water filtration and yes, dehydrated food. The Beard will be updating you all with a run down of gear performance, mileage and discovery since he is the expert and I will update you on what I know best. Food!

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Welcome to our campsite! While The Beard set up our humble abode I set about making dinner. We opted for beef & bean burritos because they were the heaviest meal in our pack, so best to get out of the way first! While it might not look like much, typically burritos never do! Slapped a few spoon fulls onto some tortillas and we were in business. This was one of the easiest dehydrated meals I made and also incredibly delicious!

The next morning we knew that rain was on the way so The Beard packed up camp while I made breakfast. We have a system folks. We had a sweet potato porridge that was warm, filling and delicious! The Beard was a huge fan!

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We finished and hit the trail just as the rain started pouring down. We continued in the deluge for several hours but happened to catch a break on the top of the ridge.

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A few hours later it was time for lunch! Spaghetti! We found a spot to lay our gear in the sun and cook our fancy Italian feast! Since we were dealing with pasta, it did take longer to rehydrate than some of our previous meals. I don’t know if it was the combination of fatigue and hunger, but that was the best spaghetti I’ve had in a long time!

Red River Gorge was Gorgeous! So many different eco systems along the Rough Trail! We survived our journey and will be heading out in a few weeks to Shawnee National Forest! Stay tuned!

 

Trail Food Prep 101

When The Beard first announced he was going to hike the Appalachian Trail one of my first thoughts were, “How are we going to feed him?” Fast forward six months later and we are headed out to Red River Gorge to gear and taste test.

After lots of internet research on trail food prep it was finally time for me to embark on making our meals. The plan is to make several different things this summer to see what is easy to produce, what is cost effective and what flavors we like best. From there we will begin creating our stock for the AT 2017! So buckle up because I have lots of pictures and an overwhelming amount of info!

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For this three day hike I needed to make 9 meals. I started with creating a spreadsheet because I can’t function in a world without them! I created my meal plan on the first tab. From there each sequential tab was labeled Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner. Under each tab I listed the meal followed by ingredients and measurements. I created columns next to each item so knew if it was something I had on hand or needed to purchase. I want to preface that I know this can be done cheaper when purchasing basics in bulk and we will be doing that for the AT. However, for this hike we are simply testing everything out. So let’s start with breakfast!

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The majority of these meals were easy to prep as most of it does not require cooking or dehydrating. The cinnamon oatmeal only required assembly.
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The sweet potato porridge only required me to make sweet potato bark. I added my sweet potatoes to my instant pot and they were mashable within ten minutes! From there I added applesauce, maple syrup and cinnamon and spread it on a dehydrator tray.  I dehydrated at 125 for about 8 hours. Also – the sweet potato bark is delicious and you can eat it on it’s own!

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The blueberry quinoa only required me to dehydrate blueberries since the quinoa flakes are instant. Frozen blueberries seem to be the easiest to dehydrate, but let me warn you they take awhile. As in forever give or take a few hours. I believe mine took around 18 hours at around 135 but I know I also blocked out some specifics in this dehydrating marathon!

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Now onto lunch. I have made this quinoa recipe before and thought it would make a great trail meal lunch. Filling but not too heavy. I liked it so much I even blogged about it at the time. You can check it out here: Ode to Quinoa

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If you’ve never made quinoa before it is super easy! I start sauteing a shallot in some oil and then adding water and white cooking wine. Bring to a boil and cook your quinoa for 15 minutes at a simmer. Done! I then add a little bit of lemon juice and seasoning and spread out on trays at 125 for 4-6 hours.

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From there I just added some chopped pistachios and dried cherries into the bag and sealed them up!

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Everyone loves a good burrito. If not, get out of here right now because I’m entering burrito mode! I was a little nervous about how well the ground beef would dehydrate but thankfully my fears were for nothing. I chopped up an onion and threw it in the skillet with ground beef. Strained it then added my spices, refried beans and enchilada sauce. I let this simmer on low for roughly 20 minutes to thicken and develop all the flavors. That’s it folks! This was one of my easiest meals from start to finish. I dehydrated at 145 for 8 hours and woke up to perfectly dried burrito filling.

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I added the corn shells into the packs since we are using them this weekend. However, for long term storage I don’t recommend keeping the shells in the bags.

Now, onto this curried root bark stew! Warning: This was the most labor intensive meal I made for this whole trip. You know how you look at a recipe and think, well that’s not bad, I can do that? Now take that recipe and throw it into a whirlwind marathon of cooking, dehydrating and packing and suddenly you are asking yourself, “What on earth was I thinking?” The ingredients were simple, but it required a lot of chopping of root veggies, which we all know are just a delight! They filled up my largest soup pot and had to simmer for quite awhile to reach the right consistency. I also took 4 cups of the veggies and added them to the broth to make a root bark. This was then added to the bags and when we rehydrate it will help add thickness and flavor! For more on that bark check out it’s honorable mention here: How We Holiday

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I also added dehydrated chicken from the Chicken Chow Mein recipe below. Waste not my friends!

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Now onto dinner! A romantic Italian meal on the trail. While I don’t think we will be having any Lady and the Tramp moments, pasta is easy, cost effective and filling. I made an entire box of spaghetti and added a jar of sauce with a few spices. I then let it sit in the fridge over night so the noodles could soak up most of the sauce. Threw that in the dehydrator for about 10 hours at 135.  This made 4 bags with 2-3 servings each.

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I also added sauce to a tray to make tomato leather. From there I added the leather to a blender and ground it up into a powder. I will then add that into the spaghetti mixture to add more sauce when we rehydrate.


The chicken chow mein was also ranked as one of my top easy dishes. I purchased the smallest rice noodles I could find. These don’t need cooked so you can add them to your bag right away. I added a bag of frozen stir fry veggie mix to the trays at 135 for roughly 6 hours.

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I made a brine for the thin cut chicken breasts and let them soak for a couple days in the fridge. I did this to impart some flavor without adding specific seasonings to the chicken since I wanted to use it in multiple dishes. From there I placed the breasts in my instant pot with some chicken broth and 15 minutes later there were ready to shred.

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Simply add in your seasonings, and these are ready to pack!

Mushroom Stroganoff – Now this dish gave me some issues and it’s my own fault. The recipe was very simple and I decided to add some sausage to it. Turns out, sausage was really hard for me to dehydrate because of the fat content. I cooked it, strained it, paper toweled it dry and then put it on the tray. Eight hours later I notice a pile of grease in the middle. So repeat the whole straining process again and dehydrate some more. While I know it’s dehydrated I’m still a little concerned about it. Since we are eating it this weekend I’m not worried, but not sure I would trust it for long term storage. Also – I’m sure there is someone out there who is an expert on dehydrating sausage and I will figure it out!

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Also side note: Any recipe that require milk powder, I used this coconut milk powder instead. Coconut Milk Powder

Here is the recipes for the barks I made on this trip. Some went into meals and some are just for snacks.

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Now it’s time to talk about vacuum sealing. While I have vacuum sealed things years ago, I had mainly just used to to purchase bulk meat and package for freezing. I had never attempted to use dehydrated food. As it turns on, the majority of dehydrated ingredients will poke teeny tiny holes in the bags because of the vacuum pressure causing you to lose your seal within minutes if not immediately. I discovered this while trying to vacuum seal spaghetti at 10:30pm. I was so pleased with my meal I just wanted to package it so I felt completely satiated and instead ended up frustrated and close to tears.

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After searching the web at 6am because I had to find a solution I discovered a recommendation to place dehydrated foods in a separate bag before placing in a vacuum seal bag. That’s right my friends. You have to double bag your food! Do not seal the first bag shut. Keep the seal open and the vacuum pressure will close it upon sealing.

Here is the finished product of my labors! Nine different types of meals, which will feed us 16 times give or take and technically has 34 servings according to my calculations. However, 34 servings for average people are not the same as for The Beard!

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Once again, Petey barely contributed to the process.

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Like most things in life, this is a process of trial and error. Sometime things were easy and I was would jump for joy. While other times I wanted to scream and pull my hair out! However, as I learn so will you. I have six months of meals to prep for the AT and by George I will be a trail chef at the end of this!

How We Holiday

This past week has been a dehydrating gauntlet. We are only days away from our Red River Gorge Hike and the excitement is setting in. I have been experimenting with various recipes, dehydrating and vacuum sealing techniques and while I want to share it all with you, I’m not quite done! So bear with me so I can write a blog complete with all the info! However, as a teaser I thought I’d share one of our quick experiments.

One of our trail meals will be a chicken and root veggie stew. I took some of the veggies and pureed them with the stew broth to make a root veggie bark. Since I had leftovers we decided to test it out and re-hydrate! The stew bark has curry powder, cumin and cinnamon and once re-hydrated it tastes like a curried veggie mash! The Beard was especially fond of scooping it up with bacon.

 

As usual, our days revolve around food, so here are a few shots from this weekend. Poached eggs with red bell peppers, shallots, garlic and swiss chard.

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Grass fed Grilled Porter House straight from The Beard’s family farm.

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I celebrated Memorial Day Weekend by crying on the deck…aka chopping onions. I put these in a crock pot with olive oil and balsamic vinegar to make the perfect caramelized onions!

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Petey was feeling celebratory as well and suggested this selfie.

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The Beard & I hanging out with friends.

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And finally, video evidence of our fun, productive, relaxing weekend! Stay tuned for trail food updates!

Decadent Date Night: Seafood Edition

Recently The Beard and I have been watching a show on Netflix about local ingredients in Australia. The chefs were sourcing all this beautiful seafood and it gave me such a craving! So while grocery shopping this week my cart somehow steered me towards the seafood counter. The shrimp was on sale which allowed me to somehow justify purchasing some lobster tails!

I have never cooked lobster. Period. While I’m not sure if I’m ready to take on the entire lobster, I felt like the tail was a good place to start. As per usual, I bought all my ingredients with no specific recipe or cooking technique in mind. I was just confident that with quality ingredients it would turn out alright!

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*Pictured above are the lobster tails, seasoned shrimp and oyster mushrooms

I started with seasoning my shrimp. I don’t ever measure things, I just eyeball, smell and taste. Which in and of itself is a technical skill if you ask me!

Shrimp Seasoning
Crushed garlic
Red Pepper Flakes
Salt
Basil
Lemon Juice

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This seafood feast was going on the grill, so while that was pre-heating I decided to par boil the lobster tails. Based on cooking shows, this is a thing people do sometimes and I decided to give it a shot. After par boiling I sliced open the center of the tail. I want to refer to it as the belly, but the belly of the tail sounds odd. But deep down I feel like if you tickled the tail belly it would squirm. But maybe that’s just me. I then covered the lobster with this seasoning concoction:

Lobster Seasoning
Lemon Juice
Olive Oil
Salt
Paprika
White Pepper
Garlic

I placed the lobster on the grill shell side down and strategically placed the shrimp so as not to fall between the grill grates. Only one shrimp was lost in this endeavor.  While that was going I started in on my oyster mushrooms. I have never had them, but when I discovered a fresh bunch at the store I knew it was time to try! I sliced these up and added them to a skillet with a little bit of ghee, salt and pepper. Once sauteed I added in chopped rainbow chard allowing it to wilt on top.

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I did not get a picture of the finished product since we immediately stuffed our faces! However, the lobster was the best I’ve ever had. I am now plotting out ways to have it all the time and still pay my mortgage. The shrimp was delicious and I can now say I have tried and love oyster mushrooms!

Social Smattering

Although I talk a lot about what The Beard & I are up to, we do actually socialize with people occasionally! So here is a quick summation of what we’ve been up to the past week.

The Beard joined in on a street rueda with Rueda de Casino Indianapolis.

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We went to a salsa social hosted by Latin Expressions. I’m in the red.

I attended a going away party where I discovered bacon hash brown balls with chipotle dipping sauce. AMAZING!  Check out my totally cheesy yet awesome gift!

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We got in a photography session thanks to The Beard’s awesome skills!

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And we hit up The Yard House to order our favorite random combination of foods. Candied bacon deviled eggs, sweet potato fries and street tacos!

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Just another week in our lives, living it to the fullest!

Talk Meaty to Me

We arrived at one of our favorite spots, after finding prime parking, and headed inside. The door opened and our nostrils were hit with the smell of spices, sea food and other delicious aromas. Behind me I heard The Beard exclaim, “Talk meaty to me!” There, standing at the butchers on a Friday night, the title of this blog post was born.

Backing up, a few months ago The Beard sent me a recipe for Slow Cooker Red Wine Braised Short Ribs. That is his way of saying, “I want to eat this.” Since I love to try out new things, I’m always happy to receive his latest findings! I told him we would make it soon and then promptly forgot about it, until this weekend.

As aforementioned, I rarely follow a recipe. I like to think of them as general ideas. A jumping off point if you will. As nobody has time for a crock pot, I pulled out my instant pot! If you don’t have one of these you need to add it to every Birthday, Christmas, and Amazon Prime list you have!

I started off letting these delicious beef short ribs soak up all the juiciness. As in, I let them sit for a couple hours because I didn’t buy them till the day I decided to cook this. If you have a chance, I recommend letting them sit overnight.

2lbs Short Ribs
2 cups beef broth
2 cups red wine
1 6oz can tomato paste

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We don’t drink so it has been awhile since I needed to open a bottle of wine and subsequently discovered I had left my cork screw at a friend’s house during her last party. However, thanks to my clearance shopping I remembered I had a fancy bottle opener I had bought as a could be present and opened that up. It was amazing! I don’t know why I had let it sit this whole time. (Other than I haven’t opened a bottle in over a year)

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Next it was veggie prep time! One of the things I love about the instant pot is the ability to saute in the appliance! Saves time and dishes my friends. In this instance since I wanted to saute the veggies and get a nice sear on the short ribs I decided to divide and conquer. So I tackled the veggies and The Beard handled the meats.

2 carrots
2 stalks celery
1 container of mushrooms
Thyme & Rosemary
Parsley

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We removed the meat from the liquid and seasoned with salt and garlic powder. Save the liquid! Then we seared them on each side for a few minutes till we got that beautiful brown char.

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Then I added them into the Instant Pot nestled in safely among the yummy veggie medley. From there I added the leftover wine mixture along with some sprigs of thyme, rosemary, bay leaves and freshly crushed garlic.

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Select the meat/stew setting on the instant pot and in 35 minutes this meal was ready! Thirty-five minutes people! Here is the finished product greeting my eyes and nostrils when I removed the lid.

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Topped off with roasted potatoes and garnished with parsley this was a perfect Friday Feast. Talk Meaty indeed.
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Taste the Rainbow Chard

Last night I decided I needed to use up some veggies in my fridge. Of course when deciding to use up ingredients it more often than not requires you to purchase more ingredients to go with it. At least in my world because my fridge is fairly empty at the moment and I wanted to eat more than rainbow chard.

I have a strong affinity for the produce section. I sometimes end up with a cart full of random veggies just because they were so pretty! Then halfway through the store I remember I should grab some protein and other ingredients to go with them! Except for bacon, I NEVER forget the bacon.

So what started as a “What do I want with the rainbow chard” thought turned into a delicious grocery list. I decided to add in mushrooms, shallots, garlic, bean sprouts and bacon along with Italian seasoned meatballs.

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I started rendering the bacon and removed it once it was fairly crispy. I didn’t want it to cook completely since I was going to add it back in. Next I added the chopped shallots, mushrooms and chopped chard stalks. Once those began to turn translucent I added the meatballs.

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While searing the meatballs I had visions of snuffleupagus from Sesame Street singing On Top of Spaghetti. This moment was brought to you by the letter N and the number 3 which represents the 3,000 hours of watching my niece who was in love with Sesame street as a child.

Alright, back to supper. Next I added my rainbow chard greens, the key ingredient that started it all, bean sprouts and crushed garlic. I’m getting hungry just reminiscing. Good thing I have left overs for lunch!

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I plated my dinner and got cozy with my favorite honey candles! Now, you can find these on amazon but they cost a fortune compared to getting them at TJ Maxx. I have completely wiped out their supply at my local store so it’s time for me to start hitting up the surrounding areas. So if you stumble across them give them a try or send them to me!

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*Copyright goes to The Beard for his incredible artwork.

Circle of Life

Adulting is hard. There are some many things you’re supposed to do and often certain things, while well intentioned, fall by the wayside. One of those things for me is remembering to take my vitamins!

There is no worse smell to me than when you open a bottle of vitamins. It’s the most unappetizing thing. It smells fowl and I’m supposed to stick it in my mouth and quickly try and choke it down before I can taste too much of it! Yeah, that’s on the top of my to-do list…So then I tried the gummy vitamins. That’s right, nothing says grown up like fruit shaped sugar.

Then I stumbled across this machine and after doing a lot of research decided to give it a try. Best decision ever! Let me introduce you to my vitamin buddy. Tespo.

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Tespo is similar to a Keurig in that it uses a pod to dispense liquid but instead of coffee this is mixing together a vitamin shot. Each disc dispenses thirty-one individual servings; enough for one month. However unlike Keurig, these vitamin discs are recyclable!

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While most pills contain vitamins, they also contain unnecessary ingredients such as binding agents, fillers, flow agents, additives, artificial colors and flavors. All things I try to avoid with my clean eating approach and yet was still ingesting with my vitamins. Upon further research I learned that our bodies can only absorb roughly 20% of the vitamins in pill form. You mean I’ve been choking down these things for years only to get a slight benefit? However, in this liquid vitamin form our bodies can absorb upwards of 90%! Talk about bang for your buck!

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So how does this baby work? You place the vitamin disc in the front cover. This is a women’s disc, but they also carry men’s, children’s, energy, focus and sleep. The side of the machine also has storage for multiple discs if you wanted to rotate.

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Next you fill up the back with water and push the circular button. It will turn green and then tell you how many servings are left in your disc.

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It will begin to spin the shot glass as it dispense the shot it’s making in order to mix the ingredients. This little cup is really cool. It has a magnetic bottom so it stays in place and has a mixer in the bottom of the cup to make sure everything is combined.

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So what does it look and taste like? The women’s formula is a yellow color and tastes like a mix of tang and flintstone vitamins! Now that is the kind of adulting I can get behind! The little white specs are the vitamins that are not water soluble. They are supposed to do that, and they do not add any sort of gritty texture!

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Every morning I let the dog out, walk over and push the button on my Tespo and proceed to make the bed while my vitamin shot is being made. By the time I’m done the dog is barking to come inside, he’s so impatient, and my shot is ready. Easy Peasy! The best part is the vitamin discs are on a subscription basis so my refills automatically come to me each month! I may have a tendency to forget said things if left to my own devices….

While this is great for mornings when I’m home, what about when I’m not? Tespo thought of that too. This month they are launching their Tespo on the Go System. This little baby holds the same vitamin discs but allows you to add water, shake and drink wherever you are. Mine will be covering a lot of miles as we plan to hike up the Red River Gorge, Grand Tetons and Yellowstone this summer. While vitamins are always important, getting enough nutrients while hiking is a must! I will be sending The Beard with one when he hikes the Appalachian Trail in 2017!
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I don’t endorse a lot of things, and like you, people drive me crazy trying to sell stuff on social media platforms. I don’t  want to attend your online party for leggings, nail stickers, energy patches or cheap jewelry!  So I am not doing that! I honestly love this product, it has transformed the vitamin world for me and I wanted to share it! I got a discount code when I purchased the product to give friends and family $40 off. If you want to use it, feel free, and feel free to pass it on if you know someone interested.

Discount Code: Tespo40Jessica

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